June 18th
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But the Starks will endure. We always have.

June 17th
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[gangsta voice] my straight-up cold lil’ woo wop is what tha fuck make you dope by one erection

June 17th
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tapdancers:

saw a man at the beach drowning. he yelled ”help, shark, help.” i just laughed. that shark wont help him

June 17th
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• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
• *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
• *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
• *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
• *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

June 17th
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“I’m asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a strong sense of self, but I couldn’t say I know myself and sum it up and give it to you in a little package. I don’t know myself at all yet.”

June 17th
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i wonder if anyone is jealous of my url